ITS HERE AGAIN!!
Lunar New Year! Another time of the year to pile on the pounds and get hoarse from the snack binge-ing!
Its also the same time of the year where you meet your relatives again. And they would be asking you some really tough questions… somehow its based on your station in life.
Age: 1-3
They go “Ah!! So cute!” *pinch* *pinch*!
Age: 4-6
They go “Wah grow so fast ah!” *pats on head*
Age: 7-18
They go “Got study hard or not?”
Age: 18-21
They go “So dark now hor, army tough huh?”
Age: 22-25
They go “When you graduate?” followed by “Where your girlfriend?”
Age: 25-now
They still go “When you graduate”… I go “Graduated 5 years ago liao”… then they go “Wah! so long liao hor.. So where’s your girlfriend?”… I go grrr…
Age: 30-married
They go “When you having kids?”
Age: Married with 3 kids
They go “So when is the next one coming?”… and my mouth falls to the floor…
Age: Kids grown up and working
Relatives would probably be long gone.. but I would go to my nephews and nieces and irritate the s**t out of them by asking “When you getting married?”
HAHA!!
So there you have it.. The questions most faced during Chinese New Year!
Have a blessed CNY!!
I got another vicious one yesterday… when are you going to stop collecting Ang Pows?
Comment by Kud0s — January 31, 2006 @ 10:48 am
HAHAH!!
Really? Wat did u reply? maybe we should come up with top 10 retorts to top 10 comments by relatives in CNY!!!
HAHA!!
Comment by ahchoo — January 31, 2006 @ 11:06 am
i second that suggestion. i got the “oh.. i hope next year I don’t need to give u angpows anymore”
Comment by cafeaholic — February 15, 2006 @ 12:43 am